Sunday, February 8, 2009

Movie Characters: 40-31

40. Robin Hood- Cary Elwes- Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Kid: “Oh thank you sir. I shall tell everyone I see that there is one man in all of Rottingham who is not afraid to stand up to the sherriff and his men.”
Robin: “Yes tell them that. And tell them I vow to bring justice to this land! Right the wrongs! Introduce folk dancing. Demand a four day work week and affordable healthcare for saxons...”













39. Rod Farva- Kevin Heffernan- Super Troopers

Farva: “Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.”


38. Mitchell Goosen- Shane McDermott- Airborne
Mitchell: “Mitchell Goosen at your service. Don't know what I want to be when I grow up. Don't care. As long as I live near the beach and don't have to wear a tie. Then I'll be stylin'.”
Augie: “St-st-stylin?”
Mitchell: “Let me tell you about stylin'. I'm talkin', the perfect A-frame wave spittin' salt water in your face. I call it 'liquid draino, wanna be bullwinkle', I tell you no lies, my friends. It's the consciousness.”















37. Rick Blaine- Humphrey Bogart- Casablanca

Rick: “Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.”


36. Brett Maverick- Mel Gibson- Maverick
Maverick: “It's just a pair of sixes. If you can beat that you got me licked, and that's not a totally unpleasant prospect.”



















35. Shooter McGavin- Christopher McDonald- Happy Gilmore

Shooter McGavin: “Stop fraternizing with the help Gilmore. Just hit your ball... if you can find it.”


34. Billy Hoyle- Woody Harrelson- White Men Can't Jump
Billy: “This is like the luck of the Irish....only I'm not Irish, so you figure it out.”

















33. Ryan Harrison- Leslie Nielsen- Wrongfully Accused

Harrison: “Don't move. I've got a gun. Not here, but I got one.”


32. Captain Ron- Kurt Russell- Captain Ron
Captain Ron: “I'll go with....a margarita.”


31. Derek Huff- Adam Scott- Step Brothers
Derek: “Guilty as charged...with the stories."

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Fantasy LL- Week 4

Although there is one more week of regular season match-ups, the pairing are set for the Finals in Week 6. Since Mags and I are 4-0, we will face off in the Championship. Big Daddy and The Silver Fox will play for third place and since The Fire Guy and Larry Avidahboblay are both 0-4, they will face off in the battle of the basement. This week Mags scraped by again, beating Lar, and now has the second least amount of points. Ty puts up the most points this week and is second to me overall but has had the misfortune of bad matchups and will not be able to get to play for the championship.

Standings
1. Intercepting the Intersect (4-0)...1501
2. F It- We'll Do It Live (4-0)...1317
3. CountryJess (2-2)...1441
4. The Great Muppet Capers (2-2)...1338
5. Alpha Q (0-4)...1322
6. Henry Gale's Heroes (0-4)...1133

Alpha Q (0-4)...1322


G Brandon Linton, CLK- 33, 24, 46=103
G Lenny Holt, VAS- 29, 26= 55
F Tim Rupp, RPI- 33, 18= 51
G/F Jeff Altimar, SKD- 44, 15, 14= 73
F Ricky Philatre, RPI- 20, 35= 55

Total= 337


vs.
CountryJess (2-2)
...1441


G Josh Sharlow, SLU- 29, 29, 25= 83
G Steve Madej, UNI- 33, 21, 23= 77
G/F Garrett Sharlow, SLU- 16, 31, 36= 83
F Drew Desmarais, UNI- 45, 34, 41= 120
F Jon Douglas, SKD- 16, 34, 14= 64

Total= 427



The Great Muppet Capers (2-2)...1338


G Tom Wopperer, SLU- 47, 30, 28= 105
F Richard Williams, SLU- 27, 34, 23= 84
G/F Joey Davis, VAS- 39, 35= 74
F Bela Vonnak, SLU- 43, 23, 24= 90
G Caleb McGraw, VAS- /, 10= 10

Total= 363


vs.
Intercepting the Intersect
(4-0)...1501


F Sam Simmons, RPI- 41, 48= 89
G Jay Simpson, HAM- 23, 25= 48
F Matt Covucci, UNI- 45, 29, 39= 113
G Brian Butterworth, VAS- 14, 28= 42
F Elson Pickering, CLK- 24, 29, 21= 74

Total= 366



F It- We'll Do It Live (4-0)...1317


F Harlee Wood, HAM- 26, 31= 57
G Ralph Temgoua, SLU- 24, 36, 42= 102
F Matt Nunn, VAS- 33, 24= 57
G Gerard O'Shea, SKD- 15, 21, 30= 66
G/F Adam Salzmann, HOB- 38, 24= 62

Total=
344


vs.
Henry Gale's Heroes (0-4)...1133


G Rob Estep, HOB- 23, 33= 56
G Lance Wilson, HAM- 14, 27= 41
G/F Tim Llewellyn, HOB- 24, 37= 61
F Joey Lokitis, UNI- 44, 22, 36= 102
F Bobby Langford, SKD- 11, 21, 28= 60

Total= 320



Friday, February 6, 2009

Movie Characters: 50-41

50. Dewey Finn- Jack Black- The School of Rock
Dewey: “I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.”


















49. Kale Brecht- Shia LaBeouf- Disturbia

Julie: “Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.”
Kale: “Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.”













48. Mike McDermott- Matt Damon- Rounders

Mike: “Few players recall big pots they have won — strange as it seems — but every player can remember with remarkable accuracy the outstanding tough beats of his career.”












47. Jeremy Grey- Vince Vaughn- Wedding Crashers

Jeremy: “I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?”


46. Press Maravich- Nick Benedict- Pistol: The Birth of a Legend
Press: [after completing the drill] “You thought you could do it, I knew I could, confidence.”



















45. Bill Bowerman- R. Lee Ermy- Prefontaine

Bowerman: “Quite an impressive performance.”
Pre: “I just ran my race.”
Bowerman: “I was talking about the way you ran your mouth.”
















44. Coach Bud Kilmer- Jon Voight- Varsity Blues

Coach Kilmer: “Oh, Big Billy Bob Crybaby!? You cost me my perfect season. How’s it feel? My quarterback is off limping, and to top it off I got watch you cry about it?”












43. Norman Dale- Gene Hackman- Hoosiers

Coach Dale: “You know, in the ten years that I coached, I never met anybody who wanted to win as badly as I did. I'd do anything I had to do to increase my advantage. Anybody who tried to block the pursuit of that advantage, I'd just push 'em out of the way. Didn't matter who they were, or what they were doing. But that was then. You have special talent, a gift. Not the school's, not the townspeople, not the team's, not Myra Fleener's, not mine. It's yours, to do with what you choose. Because that's what I believe, I can tell you this: I don't care if you play on the team or not.”


42. John Q. Archibald- Denzel Washington- John Q
John Q: “He’s a good kid. You’d like him. You’d like him doc, if you got to know him.”


41. Kevin Franklin- Sinbad- Houseguest
Mr. Pike: “Slap me five there, brother!”
Kevin: “How about I just slap you?”

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Movie Characters: 60-51

60. Terry Malloy- Marlon Brando- On the Waterfront
Terry: “You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.”


59. Neil- Seth Rogan- You, Me and Dupree
Neil: “Guys Night! Give it up for the guys night”

















58. David Ruffin- Leon- The Temptations

David Ruffin: “Ain't nobody comin' to see you, Otis! You wish you could work it the way I do, but you can't! Because there is only one David Ruffin. And without him, the Temps ain't nothin' but a group in SEARCH of a David Ruffin. Matter of fact, I been thinkin'. We should call the group David Ruffin And The Temptations. Yeah, that sound good to me. Y'all beggin' me not to leave you. And I refuse to let you go.”


57. Axel Foley- Eddie Murphy- Beverly Hills Cop
Axel: “Ellis DeWald ladies and gentlemen! I am gonna pay him everything I owe him…with interest!”













56. Tripp- Matthew McConaughey- Failure to Launch

Tripp: “Cause it's going to take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.”












55. Kevin O’Shea- Ed O’Neill- Little Giants

Zolteck: “How'd I do, coach?”
Kevin: “I don't know son, I don't have a sundial. Now get back in line.”












54. Grim Reaper- William Sadler- Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey

Grim Reaper: [rapping] “You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.”


53. Danny Ocean- George Clooney- Ocean’s Eleven
Rusty: “Why do this?”
Danny: “Why not do it? Cause yesterday I walked out of the joint after losing four years of my life and you're cold-decking "Teen Beat" cover boys. Cause the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you. Unless, when that perfect hand comes along, you bet and you bet big, then you take the house.”
Rusty: “Been practicing this speech, haven't you?”
Danny: “Little bit. Did I rush it? Felt I rushed it.”


52. Fred Randall- Harland Williams- Rocketman
Julie: “I guess I'll see you in eight months.”
Fred: “Boy. I wish I had nine hundred twenty-eight dollars for every time a girl said that to me!”















51. Mike Brady- Gary Cole- The Brady Bunch Movie

Mike: “As a wise man once said, Wherever you go, there you are."

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Movie Characters: 70-61

70. Jack Campbell- Nicolas Cage- Family Man
Jack: “Let's go to all the stores...all the stores in this God forsaken shopping mall.”


69. Joe Fox- Tom Hanks- You've Got Mail
Joe: “Don't cry, shop girl.”


68. Jamal Jeffries/Juwanna Mann- Miguel A. Nunez- Juwanna Mann
Juwanna: “Can't help it. Born with it.”



















67. Walter Burns- Cary Grant- His Girl Friday

Walter: “Diabetes! I ought to know better than to hire anybody with a disease.”













66. Gary Young- Phil Hartman- Houseguest

Gary: “Jason, how many times have I told you to pick that damn thing up? A lot, I think. Probably several, maybe.”



















65. Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski- Jerry Levine- Teen Wolf

Stiles: “Whoahhh! Help me Rhonda!”


64. Ernest P. Worrell- Jim Varney- Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest: “Did you hear the one about the three legged dog that walked into a bar and said, 'I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw'.”


63. Rico- Danny McBride- Hot Rod

Rico: [putting on stolen hat] “This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!”















62. Toy Santa- Tim Allen- The Santa Clause 2

Toy Santa: “I'm in charge here!”










61. Les 'Worm' Murphy- Edward Norton- Rounders

Worm: “I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f-in' rake.”
Mike: “What the f- are you talkin' about. What saying?”
Worm: “I-I don't know. There ought to be one though.”