Tyson: Assistant Coach

If you have enjoyed Tyson on this season of Survivor then I suggest watching this video of last week's tribal council. It has Tyson's audio commentary and it is hilarious. Enjoy.

Survivor Tocantins- Week 9

Thoughts

I get it that Coach and Tyson are such good buddies that they don't want to get rid of each other, but why are they so intent on booting Sierra? Do they have no idea how to play Survivor? 'She's the only outcast of the group so let's get rid of her,' that's their thought process? Wow guys, at least try to bounce JT, the guy who is good at challenges and everyone likes. He will get more votes than you if you take him to the end.

On a positive note for this year's crew, they finally made a great move. Although Stephen came up with the plan, JT gets the 20 point bonus for the back-stab. He had a clear-cut pact with Coach and turned on him to oust Tyson out of the game. It was obvious that JT still had a stronger bond with Stephen and Taj from back when they were in Jalapao, so when Stevie brought up the idea to get rid of Tyson now (which is the obvious move and has been for a couple weeks) JT jumped on board and they got rid of the most entertaining dude on the show.

Week 9 Results

Slaughterhouse 1st (635)



Tyson: -16
Stephen: 37
Taj: 37
Sierra: 37
Total= 95



Freecell Makes Me Wanna 2nd (353)




Debbie: 61
Total= 61





Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (347)



JT: 61
Coach: 37
Total= 98





The Renegades 4th (214)



Erinn: 41
Total= 41

Survivor Tocantins- Week 8

Thoughts

Wow Coach. Wow. Let's start by talking about Coach's campfire story about how he was military airlifted in to the amazon river (he pulled some strings). While kayaking down the Amazon he felt like somebody was watching him. Sure enough it was indigenous tribesmen all around him and they started to fire at him with bow and arrows. Finally they captured him, tied him up and started beating him to death. For some reason they turned away long enough for Coach to break through the rope and escape back into his kayak and paddle down the river. He paddled so hard his hands started to bleed. We later find out at tribal council that this was only one of eight or more times that he's been three seconds away from death. How do you get to a point in your life that either you actually believe people are going to believe these stories, or you yourself actually believe the stories you have invented in your mind? Well Coach is there, and as much as I hate him, it makes me happy to yell at the tv screen.

Here's why I enjoy Big Brother more than Survivor. There is never enough time for the castaways to make any great plays. In Big Brother they have a week between eliminations, which give everyone plenty of time to plan, sneak around and backstab. With the Survivor eliminations coming every couple days it's like they get one thing in their mind and don't have any time to change their mind.

The fantasy aspect is all but over as Jaydon continues to dominate.

Week 8 Results

Slaughterhouse 1st (540)



Tyson: 49
Stephen: 29
Taj: 29
Sierra: 17
Total= 124



Freecell Makes Me Wanna 2nd (292)



Brendan: -14
Debbie: 33
Total= 19





Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (249)



JT: 33
Coach: 21
Total= 54





The Renegades 4th (173)



Erinn: 29
Total= 29

Survivor Tocantins- Week 7

Thoughts

Tyson was on fire today. In the immunity challenge but mostly in awesome quotes. After the merge, while scheming he claims "I can mold this game however I want right now." Then after he wins the challenge he says "I kick ass like I always do. If you ladies want my phone number, I guess...ask." Then later he goes "Lying to everybody actually brings me pleasure." And finally he brings out "I never liked Sierra. I don't know why she's out here other than to give hope to all the stupid people in the world." Amazing ep for him.

Interesting technique Joe. Get a bug to crawl up your scab so that it gets infected and you have to get removed from the show via helicopter or you will die. Bravo Joe. Way to screw my squad over. Meanwhile Jaydon continues to dominate.

Week 7 Results

Slaughterhouse 1st (416)



Tyson: 50
Stephen: 30
Taj: 30
Sierra: 30
Total= 140



Freecell Makes Me Wanna 2nd (273)



Brendan: 30
Debbie: 30
Total= 60





Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (195)



JT: 30
Coach: 30
Total= 60





The Renegades 4th (144)



Joe: 8
Erinn: 30
Total= 38

Survivor Tocantins- Week 6

Thoughts

Jaydon now has a commanding lead as Mags lost a player for the second week in a row. Now me, Lar and Mags all have two players and Jaydon has four. This is all but over for the Slaughterhouse crew.

Week 3 Results

Slaughterhouse 1st (276)



Tyson: 28
Stephen: 16
Taj: 8
Sierra: 28
Total= 80



Freecell Makes Me Wanna 2nd (213)



Brendan: 28
Sydney: -12
Debbie: 28
Total= 44




Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (135)



JT: 16
Coach: 28
Total= 44





The Renegades 4th (106)



Joe: 16
Erinn: 28
Total= 44

Survivor Tocantins- Week 5

Thoughts

When you decide to go on Survivor shouldn't the first thing going through your head every day be don't throw a tantrum? Taj almost threw everything out the window when she came back from the immunity challenge and started going crazy on everyone. What were you thinking Mrs. Eddie George?? Lucky for her JT had a bone to pick with Spencer after figuring out that he was a useless little boy (or girl) in the last challenge.

Jaydon takes over the lead with Mags's elimination. If I can't win this thing I'd like to see Jaydon take it home. Although I can see my boy Joe taking me pretty far in this thing. We'll see what happens.

Week 3 Results

Slaughterhouse 1st (196)



Tyson: 19
Stephen: 15
Taj: 11
Sierra: 19
Total= 64




Freecell Makes Me Wanna 2nd (169)



Brendan: 19
Spencer: -16
Sydney: 15
Debbie: 19
Total= 37




Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (91)



JT: 15
Coach: 19
Total= 34






The Renegades 4th (62)



Joe: 15
Erinn: 19
Total= 34

Survivor Tocantins- Week 4

Thoughts

So far this season is much less exciting as Randy, Sugar and Kenny of Gabon. Coach is the worst guy ever. Tyson is really the major bright spot. He again talked about his love for seeing people cry and throw tantrums if they get voted out. He thought voting Erinn out would be a good idea for the sole reason that she would get very upset about it.

The secretive four-way alliance looks like a really good idea. It seems similar to Ryan and Josh's alliance in Big Brother 9 that did wonders because nobody thought they liked each other. Brendan and Sierra aren't doing a good enough job of pretending that nothing is going on and from the previews for next week, it seems like something might leak out in a day or two. Oh well.

Week 3 Results

Freecell Makes Me Wanna T-1st (132)



Brendan: 15
Spencer: 11
Sydney: 7
Debbie: 15
Total= 48




Slaughterhouse T-1st (132)



Tyson: 15
Stephen: 11
Taj: 11
Sierra: 15
Total= 52




Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (57)



JT: 11
Sandy: -16
Coach: 15
Total= 10





The Renegades 4th (28)



Joe: 7
Erinn: 15
Total= 22

Survivor Tocantins- Week 3

Thoughts

Ok it is now official. I did the absolute worst job drafting my survivor team. My second player, Jerry, was voted off this week and it looks as though Erinn is next if Jalopao wins immunity next week. So Mags, Lar, Jaydon if any of you want the great Joe who killed it in this week's challenges I'm for a trade for two weaker players.

Now about the game play of this week. If I were on Timbura I would get this 'Coach' character out immediately. He is my least favorite person in all of the Survivor and Big Brother that I have watched. He is completely annoying and also trying to control what the group is doing. And he isn't even good at competitions! Get rid of this clown. Tyson on the other hand is awesome. "I love to see people cry when they're eliminated," he says.

Week 3 Results

Freecell Makes Me Wanna 1st (84)



Brendan: 4
Spencer: 16
Sydney: 16
Debbie: 4
Total= 40




Slaughterhouse 2nd (80)



Tyson: 4
Stephen: 16
Taj: 16
Sierra: 4
Total= 40




Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 3rd (47)



JT: 16
Sandy: 16
Coach: 4
Total= 36





The Renegades 4th (6)



Joe: 16
Jerry: -24
Erinn: 0
Total= -8

Survivor Tocantins- Week 2

Thoughts

Wow did my squad take a turn for the worst last night. I don't care if I lost a player, I am glad Candace got booted...she was the worst. Scratch that, Sandy is the worst but Candace was also terrible. Kate Hudson (Sierra) survived another week even though her tribe seemed to think she was doing terrible in the challenge. I disagree and thought she was doing as well as any other chick, except for Eddie George's beast of a fullback of a wife, Taj. She was plowing through dudes to score. Also I thought I was gonna hate Tyson but I'm definitely starting to like him. The action between him and Jerry at the end was great. They were just chillin' out talking about how crazy everyone was being and I enjoyed. In the results below there should be nothing strange except for the ten point bonus for JT because of the leadership role he has taken on. Anyone has a quarrel with that let me know.

Week 2 Results

Freecell Makes Me Wanna 1st (44)



Brendan: 2
Spencer: 10
Sydney: 10
Debbie: 2
Total= 24




Slaughterhouse 2nd (40)



Tyson: 2
Stephen: 10
Taj: 10
Sierra: -2
Total= 20




The Renegades 3rd (14)


Joe: 10
Jerry: 2
Candace: -28
Erinn: 2
Total= -14





Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 4th (11)



JT: 20
Sandy: 10
Benjamin: 2
Total=-32

Survivor Tocantins- Week 1

Of my top eight going into this year's draft I got three, Mags got three, Jaydon got two and Larry got zero. But he did get my least and third least favorite heading into season two of the Bro Out Fantasy Survivor League.

Rules
We felt the scoring was a bit off last year and have adjusted some of the points.
-With each round a player makes it through they will receive...
...1,2,4,7,11,16,22,29,37,46,56,67,79,92
-Backstabbing still worth 20
-Man sh*t is still 10
-Votes against a player are still -4
-Individual challenge winners receive 10 for reward and 20 for immunity
-Team challenge winners get 4 for reward and 8 for immunity
-Labeled the leader is 10
-Make it to the merger and receive 8 bonus points

The first ep was last night and let's just say things started off where they ended last year, with Larry's squad getting booted in the first tribal. God is this kid terrible at fantasy. Real nice at solitaire though. I don't think anyone will be able to catch me with this nice eight point lead I've racked up here.

Squads and Week 1 Results

The Renegades 1st (28)


Joe: 1
Jerry: 9
Candace: 9
Erinn: 9
Total= 28





Freecell Makes Me Wanna Tie 2nd (20)



Brendan: 9
Spencer: 1
Sydney: 1
Debbie: 9
Total= 20




Slaughterhouse Tie 2nd (20)



Tyson: 9
Stephen: 1
Taj: 1
Sierra: 9
Total= 20




Rangers Stars Mavericks Cowboys 4th (-21)



JT: 1
Carolina: -28
Sandy: -3
Benjamin: 9
Total=-21

Fantasy Survivor Championship

So Mags won the Inaugural Bro Out Survivor Fantasy League. My boy Bob from Maine took home the Million Dollar prize for actually winning Survivor. The ending of our league has to change a bit. Maybe extra points for votes you get at the end. We'll see what tweaks we make for the spring edition of Fantasy Survivor.


1st (676)
Freecell Makes Me Wanna
W12, W13, W14
Matty: 31, -8, 0
Sugar: 31, 36
Total = 90






2nd (522)
The Renegades
W12, W13, W14
Bob: 47, 28, 41
Total = 116







3rd (449)
Renaissance O & F Surgery
W12, W13, W14
Susie: 27, 52
Total = 79








4th (349)
Rangers Stars Cowboys Mavericks
W12, W13, W14
Ken: -16
Total = -16

Fantasy Survivor Week 12

What were they thinking? Okay I like the move for Sugar to switch sides again, but why get rid of Crystal? She has not won any challenges and has been Kenny's pawn the entire game. Sugar knew this! Bad move, bad move. Mags is the only one with two players left and looks in the clear for the championships. The scoring didn't seem to work out that making it further was the most important thing. We'll have to change that for next year. A more exponential system.


1st (586)
Freecell Makes Me Wanna
Matty: 19
Sugar: 27
Total = 46







2nd (406)
The Renegades
Bob: 51
Crystal: -16
Total = 35







3rd (370)
Renaissance O & F Surgery
Susie: 27
Total = 27









4th (365)
Rangers Stars Cowboys Mavericks
Ken: 27
Total = 27